War shit stuck in tree shit.
trees literally don’t care about anything they just keep growing
Trees kinda just like “okay hat you wanna stay? We’ll make this work, no worries.”
what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?
i hate this i hate u
say “oh my god look at the blood on her pants” in a crowded hall & the girls who turn around are the ones on their period
alright satan lets take it down a notch sweetie
Says tumblr user niggercakes
me: babe come over
bf: i can’t theres fucking ropes all over the place
me: my parents are out
Jaromir jagr was born in 1925… Let that sink in
You just reblogged a post claiming that Jaromir Jagr is almost 90…
I’m jaromir jagr’s mom are u doubting me I watched him grow up since he was only a little toddler in the 1920’s please your comments make me miss the child he used to be 90 years ago