sheisplentytoughthankyouverymuch:

acidic-gumdrops:

aboyandhisboomstick:

War shit stuck in tree shit.

trees literally don’t care about anything they just keep growing

Trees kinda just like “okay hat you wanna stay? We’ll make this work, no worries.”


kichiru:

my future: I craft a love den for me and my cat.


saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 


swiftingthrough:

legendary


martybiron:

Cam Talbot part-time goalie, part-time ice twirler [x]


geekstep:

niggercakes:

hungarian:

say “oh my god look at the blood on her pants” in a crowded hall & the girls who turn around are the ones on their period

alright satan lets take it down a notch sweetie

Says tumblr user niggercakes


dontbeweirdbabe:

Female comics are my life


virginsacrificer:

when someone attractive cracks a lame joke

image


me n my ogre bf

bellpincher:

me: babe come over

bf: i can’t theres fucking ropes all over the place

me: my parents are out

bf: image


dubinskys:

justhockeyandstuff:

dubinskys:

Jaromir jagr was born in 1925… Let that sink in

You just reblogged a post claiming that Jaromir Jagr is almost 90…

I’m jaromir jagr’s mom are u doubting me I watched him grow up since he was only a little toddler in the 1920’s please your comments make me miss the child he used to be 90 years ago



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