lil-peekaboo:

i-g3t-lost-in-my-mind:

Wait did anyone else catch this or…

I laughed so hard

If you’re over 6’1 and play hockey and have dark hair you can probably get it

attains:

attains:

if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then i’d rip off the blindfold and it would be A PILE OF THE BODIES OF MY PREVIOUS VICTIMS

my mom made me go to a therapist because of this

nobrainslob:

grotle:

if you want to find the biggest asshole at a party, leave a acoustic guitar out

‘i don’t know if you’ve heard of this one’ *opening chords to wonderwall*

flutterlings:

the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”

captainc4lly:

my life dream is to marry a hockey player and go to all his games and be a cute hockey couple and have cute hockey kids and we make them skate and play hockey and me and our hockey kids will go to every game to cheer on their dad and we’ll just be one big cute hockey family and love hockey and we will leave a hockey family legacy

im-a-little-jcat:

It’s not my fault I’m sexually attracted to hockey players

obamasdaughterssister:

obamasdaughtersboyfriend:

obamasdaughter:

obamathepresident:

obamasdaughtersboyfriend:

obamasdaughter:

I love my boyfriend <3

I love my girlfriend

remember to wear protection 

wtf dad

Wtf mr president

omg lol busted